Introducing the Ugly Baby Mask.
The UBM was designed to turn those ugly babies once discarded into new exciting toys. The UBM can be configured to fit any mood or facial expression.
See how the discriminating toddler plays with the old baby doll out fitted with the Happy UBM configuration!
Not for children. Illegal in 49 States. Radioactive. Contains lead, phosphorous, alcohol, poison, cooties, and bubonic plague. Drink responsibly, choose Gatorade. Don’t smoke it burns. Fight cancer don’t walk it. A penny is only worth one cent.!