Introducing the Ugly Baby Mask.
The UBM was designed to turn those ugly babies once discarded into new exciting toys. The UBM can be configured to fit any mood or facial expression.
See how the discriminating toddler plays with the old baby doll out fitted with the Happy UBM configuration!
DISCLAIMER
Not for children. Illegal in 49 States. Radioactive. Contains lead, phosphorous, alcohol, poison, cooties, and bubonic plague. Drink responsibly, choose Gatorade. Don’t smoke it burns. Fight cancer don’t walk it. A penny is only worth one cent.!




6 responses so far ↓
miriam // September 10, 2007 at 9:43 am |
Hey Sid,
Oh I mean Aaron nice baby
sarah walston // September 11, 2007 at 5:00 am |
THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! I love the disclaimer at the bottom!!!
titus2woman // September 11, 2007 at 10:06 am |
HA HA HA HA! (((((HUGS))))) sandi
sarahhall // September 12, 2007 at 12:09 am |
Yes, this is my husband’s humor!
sarah walston // September 20, 2007 at 4:51 am |
Beth sent me a site her brothers had for a time – this was a LONG time ago – and Royce and I would laugh so hard at the stunts the boys had videotaped. I believe…in one clip….they blew up a Barney??? Do they still have that website?
sarahhall // September 29, 2007 at 8:42 pm |
Yeah, they still have http://www.armytank.com and ONE day it will be back!